You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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