Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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