A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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