don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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