Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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