Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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