did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I skipped work to stalk him.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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