She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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