I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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