everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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