shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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