It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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