hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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