i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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