chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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