I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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