I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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