yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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