I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
