That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
How does it feel to date your dad?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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