That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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