Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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