I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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