D3 body, D1 cock
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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