and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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