the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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