Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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