i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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