fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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