lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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