Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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