forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Randomize
