I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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