Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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