do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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