We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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