i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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