I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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