Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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