I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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