Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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