He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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