is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I need a beard to bite.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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