it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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