You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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