And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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