I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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