She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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