let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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