I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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